General Politics Discussion (IX) [ARCHIVED] • Page 1939

This feels too evil and too dumb even for Trump

part of me is worried everyone is getting played here:

Trump ally tells feds Trump has nuclear secrets

Feds go looking, get warrant

Warrant finds nothing Trump plays victim card

would be all to easy

or many turns out Trump is dumb enough to steal nuclear secrets

 

15-25-50-80… wasn’t that Hurley’s winning lotto numbers from Lost?

 

No
4 8 15 16 23 42

 

No they were 867 5309

 

No thats the phone number from the popular 80’s song “867-5309 (Jenny)”

 

He’s surrounded by evil people who aren’t dumb though

 

That’s not really how any of this works though.

 

No that’s the license plate from Back to the Future

 

i always mix those two up

 

The fact that this story involves classified nuclear information makes it slightly less funny for me.

 

Eh just nuke us all and end it instead of dragging it out

 

Not until I finish Elden Ring.

 

Oh fuck off.

 

No it was 877-CASH-NOW

 

Damn. Beat to it!

 

Kars 4 Kids

 

800-588-2300 EMPIIIIIRREEE

 

Oh god I can still hear it

 

Lmfao

 

That’s it???

 

281-330-8004 Who? Mike Jonessssssssssssssssss

 

I will never stop