Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 111

Digimon > Pokémon most days of the week.

 

Quality over quantity bb

Digimon>Pokemon

 

Genuinely looks like a poster from 30 Rock or Funny People

 

it's been mentioned multiple times in this thread where the actors' printed names at the top of the poster don't match up with the order the actors in the picture, but it's particularly egregious when there's only two names/actors

 

They should have a contest to see who can give a basic plot summary of that movie based solely on the poster, film name, and that tag. It’s probably impossible

 

Weekend at Bernie’s except with a turtle.

 

Wahlburg's wife is away for the weekend so he finally gets some "me time" but as soon as he fires up Porn Hub, his neighbor Kevin Hart comes knocking on the door needing help finding a replacement turtle for the one he accidentally killed while he was petsitting for another mutal "friend" who happens to be a drug dealer/gangster and will kill Kevin Hart (and now Wahlburg too) if he finds out he killed his turtle. So, the two go on a hunt for a new turtle and antics ensue, meanwhile, Wahlburg is just trying to find anyway to get a little "me time" before his wife gets back in 48 hours.

 

I honestly don't know if you made this up or if it's real

 

thank you

 

No one needed to know this

 

Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart bought a zoo but it turns out the zoo only has turtles

 

I needed it and will be mad if that’s not the plot

 

“When a stay-at-home dad finds himself with some “me time” for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away, he reconnects with his former best friend for a wild weekend that nearly upends his life.“

 

okay, let’s play a high concept comedy bingo card. Either or all of the following things will happen:

Get mixed up in drug dealers/the mob/bookies
Accidentally destroys the family car
Loses his kid(s) college fund
Inadvertently does drugs for the first time since college
Wakes up next to a prostitute or stripper
Drives a stolen vehicle through a building
Takes an endangered turtle to a rave

 

Well as execpted this does not look good at all.

 

Let’s hope that by the end of the movie, Hart’s character gets a new lease on life and finally learns to embrace whatever wacky adventures life throws his way

 

You cannot convince me that they didn't feed an AI Kevin Hart movies and buddy comedies from the Hangover onwards to get that script

 

This was pretty much the plot of a Kevin Hart movie that came out last month.

 

it is a poster specifically designed to annoy the “names don’t line up with the actors” crowd lol

also the poster with Morgan freeman on it randomly reminded me of Hard Rain, a movie that I think certainly happened but I’ve never heard anyone else talk about it so maybe it didn’t?

 

Anyone know what city and theaters it's playing in?

 

LOL did they show the end of the movie?

 

That’s totally the end of the movie/the whole movie ahahahaha I gotta see it.

 

I mean, I think I did just see it.