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you're casey jones?!

 

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Exclusive behind the scenes photo from Ken's Kool Kitchen.

 

Stop being polite and start getting real

 

Show needs a new title. How about: "Damn, that's tasty!"

 

that's right, there are 5 men there. good job!

 

More dramatic. "Damn... That's Tasty!"

 

Ken, what would be the first thing you cooked on your show?

 

I don't know how any of you tolerate my unfunny ass. This page has had me rolling. lmao.

 

Steak, duh

 

duh

 

I thought the show was me visiting restaurants (mainly fast food) and critiquing them? Or am I cooking now? If so, it'd probably be a steak with a blue cheese sauce and a1 drizzle.

 

Both! Ken's variety food hour

 

Polarizing, brilliant. Will be great for ratings and buzz.

 

That's the idea. It will have something for the undeveloped palate (A1 steak sauce) and something for my more sophisticated viewers.

 

Next up, tofu topped with shaved Ribeye, covered in mushrooms encrusted with frosted flakes in a bowl with no milk.

 

Also an hour long special on why hot dogs are sandwiches.

 

Remember how Craig Ferguson had that robot co-host? I'd like that position.

 

You had a good run of episodes before you got canceled at least

 

Followed by Condiment or Condi-wince. You explore the best and worst options of the condiment world.

 

I'm getting picked up by HBO actually.

Sounds great. You should be a producer. Go ahead and launch that kickstarter.

No... No... No. All positions have been filled.

 

"Ken's Kook Kitchen? More like Ken's Kitchen Katastrophe. How one Emmy award winning food show lost all it's viewership after a stunning expose of processed pork products."

 

Physical challenges where the loser gets drenched in green a1 sauce