Absurdist Twitter • Page 584

I just got dollar store vanilla cream soda and it was gross (but like, also good?) but I'm not sure if it's because it's vanilla or because it's from the dollar store

 

don’t you mean the $1.25 store?

 

Dollar-twenty-five Tree

 

Can someone explain the Swedish/no eating jokes to me?

 

Also

 

instantly made me think of this video

 

Did not expect to come back to this thread and grow my respect for James Cameron.

 

Someone sent me the house made ketchup tweet and i still don’t get it

 

When you get a fancy burger sometimes you get a sad little cup of homemade ketchup that tastes worse than the processed cheap stuff

 

Cause house made ketchup sucks shit. Just stick with Heinz.

 

Rave/edm culture needs to be stopped

 

I know a lot of people shit on Disney Adults, but i’d argue EDM/Rave culture is much worse.