Absurdist Twitter • Page 572

Chaotic nightclub photos always hit. Such a great idea for an account.

 

Just spent the last 40 minutes revisiting all the photos of that account lol

 

That Zillow one is what every person I know that sells essential oils houses look like

 

Here's more:

 

*obnoxiously loud Inception noise*

 

There is a customer I work with a lot who’s name is Charles Brown but he goes by Charlie and I cannot for the life of me figure out why he would go by that name or why his parents would name him Charles with having that last name. Feels like the kind of move where he resembles Michael Bolton from Office Space - “why should I change my name? He’s the one that sucks!”

 

yeah go by chuck or something

 

Unrelated but there's a guy who comes into my work named Richard Poon

 

this is still me. the Seattle zoo had them right in the front so it made it easy to sneak in, hug one or two of them, and sneak out

 

A coworker from a different branch is named Richard Good.

he goes by Richard. At least at work lol

 

The name's Good. Di--

 

this account feels like cheat but GuDamn!

I used to work at a hotel with a regular guest Richard Butt, who insisted on being called dick. We also had a one-time guest Richard Buttman, didnt get confirmation on what he preferred.