(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 249

Maybe you just wear damn sexy shorts on holiday?

Edit: Totally meant to quote your earlier post.

 

I won't lie I wear jeans 18/7

6 hours for sleep

 

Dustin probz has legs like Dr. Kelso

 

The things I do for you all

 

hnnnnnnnnnnnng

*feints*

 

Warning, thread may contain some nudity.

 

You've found the Tinder profile for every guy in Texas!

 

So many "country girls" on Tinder around here

 

This is why I'm afraid to ever live anywhere but New York

 

Yeah, it's been an adjustment from New England.

I'm not having much luck here either Dustin, so maybe it's location.

 

The fireman didn't work out?

 

We had dinner but there's not gonna be a second date. I've had some first dates but they've all been pretty bad.

 

ah well you've been here for like a month right? It'll happen, there good people here

 

This reads like you're about to ask her out, after a long will they won't they

 

I'm already dating all of you

 

Nah

 

quality game

 

I would never try to compete with @Fucking Dustin. I know my place!

 

This girl I'm talking to (when does it become dating) does cross fit. It's free through her work though. And she's like a foot shorter than me but I assume she could kick my ass

 

that's the way I like.

 

Being much taller than your date or getting your ass kicked

 

The latter.

 

Not enough thigh keep going

 

Right?!