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tetra admitted he’s never worn jeans thinking it would make people forget he only drinks water if it’s frozen and he microwaves his ice cream. he was right, two years later we’re still talking about it

 

Jorts > Jeans

 

Microwaves completely? Or just to soften it up? Cause I do the latter sometimes depending on the brand. Some ice cream gets rock hard in the freezer.

 

"Admit" sounds like there is something to be ashamed of. I work indoors so I don't wear jeans. This is not that complicated.

 

Just don't butter him

 

Who is tetra?

 

I basically only wear jeans, light-ish (but not very light), dark and black, usually all the same Levi model

 

I prefer the term 'shants' to 'jorts'

 

Who is julez

 

Hold the fuck up

 

Lep is a ball
Morrissey is a tetra

 

Wait, now I have a question. What is Lep and why are they a ball?

 

Must not have had to take standardized testing in school

 

I mean, I did, and I don't really know what this has to do with anything.

 

Google it

 

I still don't get it/have no clue what that is supposed to mean

 

Okay, I googled "lep meaning" and the first result is Limited English Proficient?

I ain't gonna lie, I'm starting to cross over from confused to annoyed.

 

In PA we had standardize testing where you had to remember random shit like a lep is a ball, a korf is a tiger etc.

so I said Morrissey is a tetra. Jesus people calm down.

 

What the hell are they teaching people in Pennsylvania?

 

I've just never heard of that. Guess standardized tests aren't.... standardized

 

This reminds me of a time at a previous job where me and a co-worker were leaving and he stops next to me in his car and yells to me "What does Ric Flair say?"

And I never watched wrestling and only gleaned things from wrestling games in Nintendo Power, so I didn't know the answer, and I said so.

And, never looking away from me, he just drove off without another word.

This has that same energy.

 

Memorizing & Testing Gibberish!? -- April 2001 Education Reporter

I ain't gonna lie, I have never heard of this in my life up until now.

Like... what is even the point?

Anyway, sorry Sheriff, I thought you were making some bizarre inside joke or something. My bad.

 

I guess it is a bizarre inside joke.

 

fucking what

 

I didn't wear jeans for the longest time when I was a kid but then I grew up