Billie Joe Armstrong’s Car Stolen

You'd have to be an American Idiot to steal such a unique car. I hope when they catch the thief they give them more than a Warning.

keep it coming

 

Holy Jesus of Suburbia!

I am in the Minority, I don't care for cars but I hope they catch those Outlaws.

 

He's really going to be walking the Boulevard of Broken Dreams now.

 

guess Billie Joe's going to be hitchin' a ride.

 

Read that as ears

I was like, shit

 

He did an IG live where he said he'd even help bail the people who stole it out of jail if they got arrested. Just wants his car back.

 

he's gotta be a basket case are we still doing these

 

We are, and we’re Having a Blast

 

Rumor has it the cops caught the scent of the thief; they're following the trail of Geek Stink Breath.

 

I hope he’s not going to be Walking Alone after his Last Ride In his car. Billie, I hope they catch that Brat who has No Pride.

 

Hope the thieves don't do a burnout in his car. They're probably having a blast, though. Honestly anyone who steals a car is a chump. Maybe they'll drive the car to Longview, TX? You know what they say when you get to Longview..."welcome to paradise." I myself disagree; living there is like pulling teeth. In fact, spend enough time in that shithole, and you'll end up a basket case. That's what she said, anyway. And by she, I mean my ex-girlfriend. I'll never forget how she loved sassafras roots. I used to tell her, "when I come around, you better save some of those roots for me!" Anyway, back to Billie Joe's car. Hopefully we'll see the thieves coming clean soon and returning the vehicle. Did you know that "Emenius Sleepus" translates to "sleep with the buyer?" That's odd, because these people didn't buy anything! Nah, in the end, they just stole it. Man, these criminals better F.O.D (fuck off, dude!). If someone stole my car, I'd have to walk around town all by myself!

 

guys I already did the best one, you can stop.

and none of you used "good riddance... hope they have the time of their life"

 

You might think you're clever, but your whole post is Dookie.

 

Sure, you won this round, but nice guys finish last.

 

I dunno, cars are such a financial burden.

Honestly, I say Good Riddance.

 

I bet I know one guy who's running out of gas.

 

I bet he feels like a real Chump.

 

Haushinka. Am I doing this right?

 

I Reject that one.

 

He found it!

 

It's like in American Idiot when Jesus of Suburbia comes home again.