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Absurdist Twitter • Page 554

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. David87 Jan 27, 2022
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  2. PepsiOne Jan 27, 2022
    (Last edited: Jan 27, 2022)
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

    Grew up in Florida and one time I did mushrooms at a park on a canal and a bunch of frozen iguana icicles just kept rolling up out of the water when a boat would go by, wasn't the vibe I was looking for
     
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  3. DaydreamNation Jan 27, 2022
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    boat saw god Supporter

    I’m sorry but that’s one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on this site lmao
     
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  4. Garrett Jan 28, 2022
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    you need to submit this to a horror short story anthology. it’s a journey.
     
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  6. bobsheiskawy Jan 28, 2022
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

     
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  7. Philll Jan 28, 2022
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  8. Thrillcollinz Jan 28, 2022
    Thrillcollinz

    It's all hell.

     
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  9. DaydreamNation Jan 29, 2022
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter

     
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  10. xkaylinh Jan 29, 2022
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    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 29, 2022
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  12. aoftbsten Jan 29, 2022
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    This is the kind of weird ass content I subscribe for.
     
  13. Joel Gustafson Jan 29, 2022
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. Philll Jan 29, 2022
    Philll

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    At it again

     
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  16. mescalineeyes Jan 29, 2022
    mescalineeyes

    fabula nova crystallis Prestigious







     
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  17. xkaylinh Jan 30, 2022
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

     
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  18. maldoror Jan 30, 2022
    maldoror

    #1 Mudsdale fan

     
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  19. Cameron Jan 30, 2022
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    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    lol the turn that makeup video took
     
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  20. xapplexpiex Jan 30, 2022
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    sup? Supporter

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  21. incognitojones Feb 1, 2022
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    Some Freak Supporter

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  22. mescalineeyes Feb 1, 2022
    mescalineeyes

    fabula nova crystallis Prestigious

     
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  24. chewbacca110 Feb 1, 2022
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.





     
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  25. jkauf Feb 1, 2022
    jkauf

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    Amen to the gas one
     
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  26. aoftbsten Feb 1, 2022
    aoftbsten

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    There's been so many times my car has almost died in the middle of the road because of the gas one.
     
  27. theagentcoma Feb 1, 2022
    theagentcoma

    yeah good okay Prestigious

    My wife does it all the time lol
     
  28. SpyKi Feb 1, 2022
    SpyKi

    You must fix your heart Supporter

    I just fill up every week when I go shopping.