(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 241

Spoke to the girl I'm dating on the phone last night.
A combination of being very drunk and terribly concussed, I have no idea what we spoke about. It's slightly worrying.

 

When you realize "hey I haven't gotten any notifications from that thread in a while..." and now you have 20 pages to catch up on.........

 

Yeah, don't know why the site does that sometimes haha.

 

That and accidentally unsubscribing from a thread on accident.

 

My heart is properly broken right now and I think I need help.

 

We're here for you if you need it

 

Inbox is open if you need anything, my man.

 

I'm sure I'll stop being single eventually, but sooner rather than later would be preferred

 

I know my current relationship won't last. We both want different things. Namely, I don't want to be here and she does. So yeah, that's where I'm at haha.

 

As others have said, we're all here for one another if you need it.

 

How fun would it be to hire a bf to do fall stuff with and then we actually FALL for each other. Is that a tagline on a made for TV movie yet?

edit: this is kinda like Drive Me Crazy set in the fall. I would watch that movie.

 

I dunno my fees are pretty high

No they aren't

 

Spending 14 hours with someone and never running out of things to talk about is an amazing feeling.

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen you should get a job as a movie tagline writer. It's your calling. Get paid for those puns.

 

there is totally got to be a hallmark movie about this because they have everything.

I also thought of failure to launch but that had a different scenario.

 

I think it's usually a winter plot sort of movie. Someone to pretend to date during the holidays. I swear I've seen like 5 of them.

 

I googled and found a list:

IMDb: Let's Pretend! - a list by madelaney01

ok I just looked at that list and it's weird.

 

oop at me having seen most of those before. what a wonderfully weird and amazing subgenre!

the plot of Overboard did not age well

 

and I bet this list doesn't even factor in all the hallmark/lifetime TV movies. Just one more month and they are all back.

I've send at least seven on that list so I never realized how much I enjoy that genre.

 

I've seen almost all of those. Sheesh.

 

Scenes from a Marriage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Man I'm head over heels.

 

Also found out my sexuality is a lot less binary than I thought.

TIL.