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I am too high for that last post.

 

Those videos make me feel the way shit like Salad Fingers and HowToBasic used to make me feel

 

That fucking spin jump

 

That’s my back tattoo

 

wasn't sure where else to put it, but trust me this whips ass

 

Idk, among other places I've lived in MS, KY, MO and IN (all some pretty bad states) and Indiana was definitely the worst

 

Congrats to James.

 

My Spotify Wrapped only sucks because I do most of my listening on CD, so I use Spotify for things I don't have on CD, so it's very heavily skewed towards Penelope Scott haha

 

I'm originally from Missouri and it's great.

old zen story:

There was a person coming to a new village, relocating, and he was wondering if he would like it there, so he went to the zen master and asked: do you think I will like it in this village? Are the people nice?

The master asked back: How were the people on the town where you come from? “They were nasty and greedy, they were angry and lived for cheating and stealing,” said the newcomer.

Those are exactly the type of people we have in this village, said the master.

Another newcomer to the village visited the master and asked the same question, to which the master asked: How were the people in the town where you come from? “They were sweet and lived in harmony, they cared for one another and for the land, they respected each other and they were seekers of spirit,” he replied.

Those are exactly the type of people we have in this village, said the master.

 

Lol the Lutsko’21 song

 

my god this was so worth it lmao