(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 235

Too slow. @iCarly Rae Jepsen did it better.

 

Holy shit hahaha This might be your best post lmao.

 

went out w girl i maybe? kinda? not really sure? am into plus co-workers and it was p fun. gonna buy her LSAT books from her later this week prob and maybe chill with her? i don't know what to do bc mad uncertainty and she's also one of like less than ten people that i don't ever wanna be a total dick to. post-breakup me is a mess.

 

My dad listens to metal, 80s pop, or wrestling podcasts in the car lol. My mom has taken to bro country in the car. Not a fan. I keep leaving my aux cord at work so it's just Britney's Glory album on repeat lol. Could never drive in silence

I have no idea what anyone is talking about currently cause im too lazy to catch up on what I missed

 

Nate was sweating that a woman was going to do to him what he did to another woman. Various music talk about taste. And that's about it. Also, self-pity at every single point.

 

Britney is always relevant !

 

Wrestling podcasts? A man after my own heart.

 

Self Pity at Every Single Point is the name of my jazz-emo fusion band. And emblematic of my life in general.

 

if u make a jazz-emo fusion band im gonna have to take action against it

its my duty

 

I know right?

Ewww.. Jazz.

 

Gonna start a prog-folk punk band?

 

Anyway back to me.

Me and her are on for Saturday.

 

if we're doing ridiculous combos its gonna be a free-metalcore-jazz-pop fusion band fronted by Bob Weir

 

I'd listen to that

 

Hey Nate, I heard that someone finally confirmed a date with you. Congrats, bud!

 

What you gonna do?

 

So, like, Jethro Tull, As I Lay Dying with some Britney thrown in?

 

Kill Dominick most likely.

 

Romantic.

 

Yeah, backed by and featuring arrangements from the Art Ensemble of Chicago. And Bob Weir is there too

 

Of course while in Baltimore we're going to check out the harbor, crabs, you know...

 

First day in two weeks that I haven't spoken to the girl I'm dating.
She is currently away on holiday in Portugal, so I assume that's a pretty reasonable excuse...

I'm a pretty anxious person at the best of times, and my mind is currently going mad picturing her falling in love with some muscular Portuguese guy called Raul.