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Absurdist Twitter • Page 538

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. DaydreamNation Nov 10, 2021
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    Pussy Eat Jimmy tbh
     
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    Oldie but a goodie
     
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  10. Joel Gustafson Nov 12, 2021
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  12. Joel Gustafson Nov 12, 2021
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    Looks like I have become the clown.

    My default response to a bad Taylor take is to get salty, but I definitely should have remembered what thread this is/done some research on the guy first
     
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  16. Joel Gustafson Nov 12, 2021
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  18. DaydreamNation Nov 12, 2021
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    That USPS one is so fucking funny
     
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  24. marsupial jones Nov 12, 2021
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    lmao “would you still sell to me if I was worm?” lmao this is the absolute best question every holy shit
     
  25. Sean Murphy Nov 12, 2021
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    catching up on the last like 7 pages of this thread and laughing so goddamn hard while trying not to wake my wife up and this one fucking sent me
     
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