Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 105

i only know what it’s called because of Home Improvement. They have a great scene where an intimidating woman is showing simple household fixes and she grabs it and twists it and Tim says something like “ouch! My apologies to your husband!” lol

 

Bands that only have all-black merch options. Give me a nice looking white T please.

 

on that note: I never buy any black clothing options because lint bothers me so much. I don't know how people can wear black clothes and not be constantly aware of it

also: white pants

 

Republicans who go on about their “rights being violated (like the whole mask thing)”, yet want to violate people’s rights who don’t agree with their political and religious beliefs

 

the trend of rap songs that are less than a minute long

 

That so many dumb fucking assholes respond to a rise in covid cases with condescending remarks that completely undermine any efforts to suppress the spread. “So you’re saying we didn’t need to quarantine?” “Guess the jabs don’t work huh?” Like no motherfucker these things work you just need to actually DO them

 

I have a lot of fitness tiktoks come up on my algorithm and they will go through the store and suggest healthier low calorie things to eat that also taste good and they just chuck the food in the cart like what are they doing?? Like they're just throwing around bread like it's not going to get all squished or like the produce isn't going to get bruised like stop what is your life this is stressing me out

 

God, yeah. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched cashier’s at Trader Joe’s absent mindedly put my bread at the bottom of the bag while they’re trying to make small talk with me about a random item I’m buying lol. And I’m not confrontational enough to point it out — I just accept it and fix it when I get to the car like a dummy

 

When I can't sleep but then manage to finally fall asleep shortly before my alarm goes off

 

think a wasp just flew in my pocket

 

Is this a metaphor for being robbed by a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant?

 

nwtkfs

 

people’s knees

 

People who don't use the search function

 

Goddamnit

 

since I started using Apple Music, I haven't been able to download any mp3s to my phone. not one web forum explanation or how-to video I have seen has helped either

 

figured it out

 

people's knees

 

The anxiety I get checking my work email for the first time after a day off

 

Acne always sucks but when it pops up at the worst time.

I usually have some form of acne going on but my face is suspiciously clear yesterday. I thought that last night after I washed my face. Was pumped because I have a family reunion this weekend and even tho idk these ppl much I imagine there will be pictures taken and I want them to be like wow that Kiana is fire. Then I wake up with an angry red pimple on my chin

 

Have you tried the Thayers blemish stick? I’ve had good results with it

 

I haven't but I used to use the rose water toner and I liked it so I'll def check it out

 

The anxiety of coming back to all that office bullshit after vacation always makes me sit in my car in the parking lot wondering if I can get away with just...not coming back, lol.

 

The longest I’ve ever been away from a “real” job was 10 business days (so two weeks) and when I came back I’m pretty sure I just tried not to cry at my desk while I shuffled papers around for three days straight getting absolutely nothing done and just full on the most miserable I’ve been in quite some time wondering why we do this to ourselves lol