(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 403

damn that's crazy thanks for the info

 

It can be everything, yet, also nothing at all
-Dr Mr Serotonin, RS, esquire

 

I actually didn’t know that Tesla’s models are S,3,X,Y.

 

My wife and I decided to get drunk on Saturday night and have some drunk sexy time.

it was very nice.

We do not own a Tesla though.

 

Everyone stop having the sex?

 

David’s last post made everyone not want sex anymore

 

Knew we shoulda owned a Tesla

 

I haven’t in nearly 2 years, fuckin sucks lol

I just gotta get in a relationship again for it to happen, I’m not the greatest at getting lucky. Tend to err on the side of caution with flirting to avoid making anyone uncomfortable.

 

I took the blue pill they sell at liquor stores for enhancement or whatever and it’s effects last about 4 days. Too bad I think I have casual sex on average once every other week :(.. so under those circumstances I have to treat myself like an amusement park

 

I must have had some because apparently there will be a baby in about 8 months. It’s still early

 

Congrats bud!!!

 

congrats on that memorial day secks

 

BF is a 6’ dude who looks like a Viking and there’s a 6’2 dude who also looks like a Viking who wants to date us and I’m overwhelmed at the prospect of having two Viking boyfriends

 

I don’t know if I can best two Viking boyfriends but...

So wow that drunk sex thing was in September, and my wife and I really opened up and explored some stuff since then. The big impetus behind it was we did one of those sex survey things where we each answer the same questions about things we’d like to do/try/etc and then the answers that match up get shown. We did that Valentine’s Day weekend and have indulged in trying some stuff out since then. Nothing too crazy but definitely some stuff and some fantasies i never thought she’d be into trying, ie different role playing or some very light bdsm stuff etc. We’ve communicated about stuff before but i guess she was
more comfortable expressing interest in some stuff if it were laid out for her in question form. I guess after a year of being stuck at home together we were both ready to spice things up a bit hah.

I’d def recommend trying one of those surveys out with your s/o if you’re trying to find new things to explore/do.

 

I refuse to just gloss over this. You were... erect for four days?

 

Do you have a link?

 

i think one of the ones we did was called should we try it? Or we should try it? I think I just googled “couples sex survey” or something like that haha

 

hah, not 4 days straight, but it was easy to shoot up. Like how Bruce banner can turn into the hulk when he wants.
Also it’s kind of a struggle to sleep at night because it wouldn’t go away. Be careful how you roll in bed.

 

It’s my birthday weekend. You know what that means

 

you get cake?