Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 830

To be fair, he did exactly what Barcelona signed him for. Allowed them to do some creative accounting.

 

Atleti score!

 

(Celta just scored, lmao)

Just after Braithwaite missed a sitter, I should add.

 

Raul Garcia just got sent off for, I assume, simply existing.

 

Madrid playing against 10.

 

SUUUAAAAREEEEEEZZZ

 

Luis Suarez is having the last laugh at the old board. 20 goals.

 

Weirdest red card I’ve ever seen. Athletic won a throw in and the ref instantly turned around and sent Raul Garcia off who was standing over the other side of the pitch. Must have said something bad.

 

If that truly is Messi's last game at the Camp Nou... woof.

Koeman's gotta be fired now. It was simple: win out and the title is yours.

 

Barca hiring Koeman was an L the day it happened

 

...but OK, that's football. One of Koeman's favourite cliche sayings when he was at Everton.

 

Real Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus jobs all being open this summer would be very interesting.

Bad news for Spurs though, no way you get a top manager when those jobs are options.

 

Last game week you have Atletico going away to Valladolid who are fighting to avoid relegation, whilst Real host Villarreal who are pushing for Europe and absolutely thrashed Sevilla today.

 

DCL what you doing mate

 

we’re hiring Roberto Martinez so it doesn’t matter

 

Chelsea could have started better here...

 

One Barcelona team showed up today.

 

Barca are getting some player if they can get a tune out of him. It will take the right coach, of course.

 

If you're looking for a good laugh this morning....

 

All La Liga games have been moved to Saturday from Sunday. So Villarreal get an extra days rest

 

Paparazzi are hilarious, but also hilarious:

I don't think all of my belongings would fill 22 suitcases. Something tells me Xavi is coming back.

 

Sheffield United have rejected a £20m bid for Sander Berge from Arsenal. They want £30m.

Fair play. Walk away, don’t up the bid. We need to be sensible.

 

Sigh