(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 205

You are literally going to be listening to records whilst sitting in opposite corners of the room.

 

I don't have moves, I probably would end up just listening to music until they awkwardly leave

 

Play board games with me and you'll get a kiss at the least.

 

Ticket to Ride and chill?

 

I don't really like trains.

Oof set that up for a dirty joke.

 

Chase you have more dates than anyone in this thread, don't even act like you don't have moves haha

 

@ChaseTx tried to put the D in my DM's

 

Sliding in your DM's like

 

I can get dates here and there on okc but I'm still super awkward

One is definitely into me but I don't think I am, another I'm not sure about but we're doing something Sunday. Another is texting me daily but lives 2 hours away, and a third has been leading me on all year and nothing has happened.

 

"I go on too many dates but I can't make them say that's what people say hey hey"

this came across meaner than it meant to be, damn you Taylor and your earworms

 

ok emergency is listening to records really code for doing it bc i invited this girl over to listen to records and i literally just want to listen to records

 

oh man i hope i didn't send the wrong message

 

what i wanna know is whether you still decided to hide Rei

 

I do, haha. I was traveling and was only supposed to be there for a week, but met this amazing guy. So I chose to stay instead of going back home. And that's the story of how I moved to LA.

 

Sounds like a good whacky sitcom

 

We also met at the corner of Sunset and Vine, would've made such a good bad movie if it worked out.

 

I could see it being a plot on You're The Worst

 

as it is now, rei will still stay hidden...stay tuned next week when i actually chill w this girl

 

Stories like this is why I randomly gave out my number once to a guy i met on the street cause I was like hey this may be my rando rom com moment but nooooope that didn't happen. Thanks for unrealistic expectations hollywood!!

 

legit almost did that today to a guy at the gas station. I mean, I didn't though.... I guess we'll never know ;)

 

realized today that I really don't choose girls that are right for me.

 

great now the girl who I'm not super into is asking if I like her I'm just trying to lay low man

 

For those that care/offered advice in the past, the wife and me patched things up, have been doing much better, and came away from this feeling stronger together for it.
And then yesterday we found out she's pregnant. So after 2 years of infertility treatments that almost destroyed our marriage, we get pregnant on a random Wednesday afternoon quickie with no medicine or timetables or ovulation charts or doctor intervention. Funny how life works.

 

Did you remember to say "here's my number so call me maybe" I think it only works if you do that

 

Don't waste her time, man. Be straight