Become a Member
Remove ads, unlock a dark mode theme, and get other perks by upgrading your account. Experience the website the way it's meant to be.

Absurdist Twitter • Page 486

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Orla Mar 8, 2021
    (Last edited: Mar 8, 2021)
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious

    angrycandy, trevorshmevor, Joel Gustafson and 3 others like this.
  2. Orla Mar 8, 2021
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious

     
    DaydreamNation, angrycandy, trevorshmevor and 10 others like this.
  3. aoftbsten Mar 8, 2021
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    Pop rocks and down with the sickness got me good.
     
    Orla, marsupial jones and the rural juror like this.
  4. marsupial jones Mar 8, 2021
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    i was gonna say! For some reason that one is just so weirdly wholesome and great lmao
     
    aoftbsten and chewbacca110 like this.
  5. Remove
  6. Serh Mar 8, 2021
    (Last edited: Mar 8, 2021)
    Serh

    Prestigious Prestigious


     
    DaydreamNation, Anthony_Soprano, Joel Gustafson and 1 other person like this.
  7. Orla Mar 9, 2021
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious

     
    Jason Tate, DaydreamNation, aoftbsten and 4 others like this.
  8. Joel Gustafson Mar 9, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
    chewbacca110, Anthony_Soprano and Orla like this.
  9. jkauf Mar 9, 2021
    jkauf

    Prestigious Supporter

     
    DaydreamNation, Garrett, chewbacca110 and 6 others like this.
  10. Orla Mar 9, 2021
    Orla

    little old lady Prestigious





     
    imthesheriff, DaydreamNation, Anthony_Soprano and 3 others like this.
  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 9, 2021
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
    imthesheriff, jpmalone4, incognitojones and 2 others like this.
  12. chewbacca110 Mar 10, 2021
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.









     
    DefeatTheLow, Orla, DaydreamNation and 7 others like this.
  13. Joel Gustafson Mar 10, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
    Orla, trevorshmevor and imthesheriff like this.
  14. Remove
  15. blast0rama Mar 10, 2021
    blast0rama

    Internet human. Supporter

    Apologies if a repost, but I just saw this one today...
     
    Yellowcard2006, Orla, DaydreamNation and 5 others like this.
  16. bobsheiskawy Mar 10, 2021
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

    I like that the scale is oriented toward positive outcome for the creator and not strength of opponent
     
    Anthony Brooks likes this.
  17. imthegrimace Mar 10, 2021
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    Glad someone finally put that ballon guy in his place.
     
    iCarly Rae Jepsen, Marx&Recreation and the rural juror like this.
  18. aoftbsten Mar 10, 2021
    aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    I dunno is the hamburger helper hand related to the hand from super smash bros?
     
    neo506, Cameron, Anthony Brooks and 2 others like this.
  19. DaydreamNation Mar 10, 2021
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter

    broken social scene one was good enough that i had to follow that persons acct instantly
     
    Orla likes this.
  20. flask Mar 10, 2021
    flask

    Trusted Supporter

    Kool aid man should be further left since he’s regularly smashing through walls.
     
    bobsheiskawy likes this.
  21. MexicanGuitars Mar 10, 2021
    MexicanGuitars

    Chorus’ Expert on OTIP Track #8 Supporter

    You can just break the glass though. Easy win.
     
  22. flask Mar 10, 2021
    flask

    Trusted Supporter

    It’s probably aquarium glass to hold that much liquid while also being that sturdy. Not easy to break.
     
    Anthony Brooks and MexicanGuitars like this.
  23. Remove
  24. Yellowcard2006 Mar 10, 2021
    Yellowcard2006

    Trusted

    Gerber Baby gonna catch these hands
     
    Anthony_Soprano, Anthony Brooks and bobsheiskawy like this.
  25. Anthony Brooks Mar 10, 2021
    Anthony Brooks

    brook183 Supporter

    Love that the Quaker oat guy is just a hair to the right of the gerber baby
     
    Orla, aoftbsten, chewbacca110 and 1 other person like this.
  26. Joel Gustafson Mar 10, 2021
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

    The Hamburger Helper Hand is the idiot relative of the Master Hand from Super Smash Bros. I can't elaborate, but it makes sense in my soul.
     
    aoftbsten likes this.
  27. Zach Mar 10, 2021
    Zach

    Trusted Supporter

    Lol at the gerber baby
     
    aoftbsten likes this.
  28. imthegrimace Mar 10, 2021
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    I would fuck up Ronald McDonald