Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 83

Things written entirely in blue ink.

 

Hulu not having the option to skip the intro to a show

 

that first ad you get on YouTube that makes you think there might not be a second one coming, when you know in the back of your mind that there's another one right behind it

 

TV/ movie characters sitting on a bed while wearing shoes (???)

 

Or when Netflix randomly decides not to despite doing so on the vast majority of their content

 

When you buy in to the hype over a stupid meme cryptocurrency at the perfect time, then completely miss the boat on selling at a 350% profit because you have no idea how to sell cryptocurrency and didn't do your due diligence...

8% profit better than no profit I guess.

 

Better yet making such a bad typo when texting that when I tap it to make the correction, the word I want isn't even an option and I have to type it again slowly like the 90 year old man I am.

 

Wannabe edgy teens who hang out at the park. I acknowledge this was also me as a teen. But at least I had some level of shame. When they just sit in their groups and cuss loudly and think they're cool... Like get off my lawn

 

Update: the police are here to talk to the edgy youths but I think they have the wrong edgy youths

 

Idk what this means but in my mind a bunch of cops just showed up to scold some birds that keep trying to steal people’s picnic food

 

this:

if I have to see it, so do you

 

I think someone had called the police on the first group of annoying people who were there, but then they left so when the cops showed up they thought it was this other group of youngins and tried to scold them.

 

Unnecessary long “claw nails”. Why do you even need nails an inch long. Especially if you’re like 13

 

Technology wars and when people stan tech corporations

 

Bold of you to call out the Apple thread like that

just kiddin' around lol

 

Hahaha. I don’t think I’ve been in that thread but I’d imagine the shoe fits — an Apple head I know irl is what inspired the post

 

Heh I'm totally teasing, I frequent the thread a bit and am kinda tech obsessed in general

 

Don’t remember what thread I posted in about my stovetop looking dirty when I cleaned it and had what appeared to be water stains. Well I bought scotch brite stovetop polisher or whatever it’s called because target didn’t have liquid bkf. It worked better than any home remedy I tried. Doesn’t look “dirty” anymore

 

when you eat something and have to wash your hands several times just to get the smell off of your hands

 

Little known fact, but that’s actually always CGI

 

Trust him, he’s a doctor.

 

taking the high road with someone who is being rude to you when you would much rather just tell them to go fuck themselves

 

But that’s a good thing. Do you mean when you’re high on a road and someone tells you to fuck yourself?

 

well doc, it's a little bit of both if I'm being honest