Absurdist Twitter • Page 462

The on spot wit is unparalleled.

 

MexicanGuitars' former classmate strikes again with a fine tweet.

 

Has this been posted before? I dont know what i expected, but it wasn't this.

 

I want bigger than before egg

 

Not the usual forum fare, but, c’mon. You can’t get more absurd.

 

I’m loving all the zodiac posts

 

Beethoven and T-Swift both fucking up the year-end lists.

(insert obligatory “composing instead of decomposing” riff.)

 

Apparently they think Cornell was killed for similar reasons. And he was trying to reveal the truth with the "farming babies" line in Hunger Strike

 

Nasty. How do you even try to convince someone that’s a good idea or even tastes good.

 

as someone who has sadly lived most of their life in Wisconsin I can assure you no logical thought goes into eating this abomination. It’s literally what it looks like: raw meat on bread with giant chunks of raw onion on top. It looks and smells awful (no surprise) and every fucking birthday party, graduation party, wedding, funeral, goddamn garage sale in Wisconsin seems to serve this as if it’s a requirement.

Never tried it and never ever will..

 

Fully expected that to be like “as someone who has sadly lived most of their life in Wisconsin I can assure you those people are anomalies and that no one here actually eats that”

But damn. It was not that

 

Is this a bit it are you serious

-Michigan native who is glad there is a lake between us

 

sadly serious.

my parents just had this abomination for dinner last week.

If there is any silver lining to be found, I don’t think this can be sold at restaurants since it’s raw meat and also, Jesus Christ they’re literally doing nothing to it so why pay someone else to slap this together, but I’m sure many would pay for it if they could get it at a restaurant. But yeah, this is an actual meal that people eat.