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Pizza Hut Introduces Playable Pizza Box

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. Melody Bot Aug 17, 2016
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    Pizza Hut is launching “playable DJ pizza boxes” at select UK locations. For when you want your music to sound like your pizza tastes: like cardboard.


    The pizza retailer has paired up with printed electronics company Novalia to create turntables out of the classic cardboard serving apparatus, printing two scratchable decks and controls for playback, pitch, volume and crossfading right onto the box in conductive ink.
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  2. omgrawr Aug 17, 2016
    omgrawr

    That loneliness is not a function of solitude.

    My last Pizza Hut experience was pretty disastrous. Cold pizza, the marina sauce they give now is just prepackaged and cold, and the teenagers behind the counter didn't even pretend like they gave a shit about anything.

    I'm always amazed at how I used to love places like Pizza Hut when I was a kid. Like, was it better then or did I just give a lot less shits what I was eating? Pizza Hut's Book It program still rules though.
     
  3. spencpants Aug 17, 2016
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    Can I pet your dog? Prestigious

    Yeah, let me just keep playing with this fucking greasy box..
     
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  4. SmithBerryCrunch Aug 17, 2016
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    but...why...?
     
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  6. Owlex Aug 17, 2016
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    free snewt Prestigious

    Another classic Jason Tate news article ether. It never gets old lol
     
  7. disambigujason Aug 17, 2016
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    Ima stand up for Pizza Hut. Idk if the places around me just do it better but I think it's friggin great.
     
  8. SmithBerryCrunch Aug 17, 2016
    SmithBerryCrunch

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    Yeah I've never had bad pizza from Pizza Hut. Can't say I've really had bad pizza at all to be honest.
     
  9. Tylar Aug 17, 2016
    Tylar

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    This is the future people! I've always dreamt of producing music on a pizza greased cardboard dj setup.
     
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  10. Tom Lee Aug 17, 2016
    Tom Lee

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    Depends on how pic
    Might be because you gave less shits when younger. I certainly did, because I used to love stuff like McD's and Pizza Hut. Now I think it's gross and sucks. Last time I had pizza from Pizza Hut, I could still taste the dough was a little frozen.
     
  11. valencourt Aug 17, 2016
    valencourt

    oh well, okay.

    They should really sink their money into making pizza that tastes good.
     
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  12. mattylikesfilms Aug 18, 2016
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    I worked at a Pizza Hut here in the Bay Area when I turned 17 and it's garbage pizza guys lol
     
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  13. SEANoftheDEAD Aug 18, 2016
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    Pizza is good. Pizza Hut pizza is not.
     
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  15. ARo24 Aug 18, 2016
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    Like the last two said Pizza Hut is gross. So overrated.
     
  16. Guys Named Todd Aug 18, 2016
    Guys Named Todd

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    I worked for Target. We had a "Pizza Hut Express" in store which amounted to us being sent boxes or frozen crusts, cheese, and meats that we thawed out, slathered in oil, and ran through a flash oven. Pizza Hut is the farthest things from real pizza/food.
     
  17. SmithBerryCrunch Aug 19, 2016
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    That's why it's called Express. That's not how a normal Pizza Hut operates.
     
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