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Absurdist Twitter • Page 439

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 23, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  2. Marx&Recreation Aug 24, 2020
    Marx&Recreation

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    Covid parody song thread
     
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  3. DandonTRJ Aug 24, 2020
    DandonTRJ

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  4. incognitojones Aug 24, 2020
    incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter









     
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  6. Joel Gustafson Aug 24, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  7. flask Aug 24, 2020
    flask

    Trusted Supporter

    I watched this like 5 times in a row this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. Everything from the way he says “why not?” to “murder was the case?” So good.
     
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  8. DandonTRJ Aug 24, 2020
    (Last edited: Aug 24, 2020)
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    also am I losing my mind or does this fucking rip
     
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  9. imthegrimace Aug 25, 2020
    imthegrimace

    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    Yeah that song is now stuck in my head.
     
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  10. incognitojones Aug 25, 2020
    incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

    Song is legit good
     
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  11. mad Aug 25, 2020
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    RNC song is killing me
     
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  12. mad Aug 25, 2020
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    also the restaurant birthday one made me scream having worked at a place that fit that description perfectly lol
     
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  13. Philll Aug 25, 2020
    Philll

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    Apologies if I missed this get posted already
     
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  15. Danny Aug 25, 2020
    Danny

    listen to my dumb band baby Supporter

    tag yourself im the framed brian may pic smiling sweetly while watching this video for the 10th time in a row
     
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  16. aoftbsten Aug 25, 2020
    aoftbsten

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    The RNC song slaps.
     
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  17. chewbacca110 Aug 25, 2020
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

     
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  18. Drewski Aug 25, 2020
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    DAN BON-GIN-O!
     
  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 25, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  20. chewbacca110 Aug 26, 2020
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  21. Joel Gustafson Aug 26, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  22. the rural juror Aug 26, 2020
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

    This one is less absurd and more niche, but for those who’ve been there, it’s too good
     
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  24. trevorshmevor Aug 26, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    “Let us put hands on you and just yeet the devil out of your lives right now” lmao
     
  25. Joel Gustafson Aug 26, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

    As a former youth group kid and current church worker, I feel seen
     
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  26. DandonTRJ Aug 27, 2020
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  28. aoftbsten Aug 27, 2020
    aoftbsten

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