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Absurdist Twitter • Page 427

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. trevorshmevor Jul 15, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    If I had water in my mouth I’d have just spit it out, literally have that Zac Efron show on in the background right now and saw that tweet moments after that scene just happened
     
  2. chewbacca110 Jul 15, 2020
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.







     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Jul 16, 2020
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 16, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  7. Joel Gustafson Jul 16, 2020
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  8. jkauf Jul 16, 2020
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  9. neo506 Jul 16, 2020
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    2001-2022 Prestigious

     
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  10. jpmalone4 Jul 17, 2020
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    Stay Lucky Supporter

    The Arrival one is killing me lol
     
  11. chewbacca110 Jul 17, 2020
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.





     
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  12. incognitojones Jul 17, 2020
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  13. chewbacca110 Jul 17, 2020
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    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.









     
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  15. Cameron Jul 17, 2020
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    Page is gold. The dog in the water got me. Though both those bird ones are terrifying. If someone was videoing me running from that bird, and not helping me I would never talk to them again lol.
     
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  16. imthegrimace Jul 17, 2020
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    the poster formally known as thesheriff Supporter

    The dude saying “omg he on x-games mode” killed me
     
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  17. jkauf Jul 17, 2020
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  18. marsupial jones Jul 17, 2020
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    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

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    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

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  20. Marx&Recreation Jul 17, 2020
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  22. DandonTRJ Jul 17, 2020
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  24. chewbacca110 Jul 17, 2020
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.

    Prison guard one is slaying me right now.
     
  25. chewbacca110 Jul 18, 2020
    chewbacca110

    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.







     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 18, 2020
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  27. Cameron Jul 18, 2020
    Cameron

    FKA nowFace Prestigious

    What’s the joke with the MGMT one? EF is a straight banger.
     
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  28. aoftbsten Jul 18, 2020
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    No idea either. The I’m blue tweet is fantastic though.
     
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