Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 65

Best case scenario you swallow a chewable and nothing happens. Worst case scenario you chew a swallowable and get the bitter rush of a lifetime.

 

chicken fries are vile

 

Okay this is debatable. Not ALL chicken fries are vile.

 

Yeah I wound up banking on the former option haha. Based on the after taste I think it paid off

but it still shoulda said!!

 

Nice choice.. and I agree!

 

they used to be pretty good

now they don't even try

 

Group text threads.

 

mother.fucking.mosquitos.

 

Days that start off poorly and keep getting worse

 

My work schedule

 

Having to get gas. I always need to fill up at the worse time and my tank is 31 gallons so it takes a goddamn afternoon to fill er up.

 

do you drive a school bus?

 

Yes...a double decker one at that.

 

I hate any money I have to put into my car. If I pay thousands and thousands of dollars for something then it should run perfectly fine until the end of time. It needs to outlive me.

 

related it's lame that they don't say how much an oil change costs online , also having to get the oil changed I give you gas what more do you need

 

Damn needy vehicles...

 

I saw someone yesterday at an intersection in the turn lane to go to a gas station (I assume unless he was oblivious) that ran out of gas. Literally was 30 feet away lol had to get out and go buy a small gas can and walk back to his car to put enough gas in to get the rest of the gas.

And those gas cans at gas stations are like $20 because they know you’re fucked if you’re buying one from there lol

 

The guilt I feel whenever I spend more than $20

 

Omg that's hilarious...unfortunate, but hilarious. I feel like I would've done something drastic like try to push and steer the car there by myself. Lol.

 

Cutting your finger on a lobster shell

 

#firstworldproblems I feel u tho. I flip out when I cut myself eating blue crab.

 

I haven’t had blue crab in ages but man it’s so good

 

It's fantastic. At first I was skeptical, but then you realize that all the work makes the payoff even greater. I'm excited to feast on them shits again.

 

Being in bed but craving Cheetos and knowing they are just a few steps away, in the kitchen

 

buying online over the weekend