Farmers’ A1manac • Page 269

Oh really? that sucks. The technology isn’t quite there?

 

I give my steering wheel a lick daily...gotta build up that immunity for next wave.

 

My car has an issue where it doesn’t start, only in cold weather, after being off for 1-12 hours. Anything less than 1 or more than 12 is fine. I’ve had the battery replaced. Starter replaced. Systems check. Nothing. It just stopped because the weather got warmer. Tbh I’m probably gonna sell my car in August

edit; sometimes when I lock and unlock the car multiple times it starts again. I HAVE NO JDEA WHY BUT ITS DEFINJTELY ELECTEIXAL AHHH FUCK I got so mad remembering this just now

 

I’ve honestly always been very lax about germs so I have not been perfect with this. I should be doing better but I also feel like I’m doing so much lol

anyway that’s prob why I’m gonna die

also context matters. Again...Florida.

 

Yeah but you can’t be perfect about it. Frankly I guess there is probably doing too much but I guess better safe than sorry. I dunno.

 

The goal is trying to find the perfect balance of being safe AND maintaining your sanity.

 

unfortunately

 

Exactly.

 

Yeah. I just mean in comparison to what everyone else is saying they do I am not as “militant” I don’t like that word but don’t know a better one rn

 

More like better alive than dead

Allegedly

 

The cool thing about COVID is now everyone is dead inside. Not just us.

 

I usually forget to wipe my hands and the car and stuff until after I've touched it all. I haven't been going out enough to form a habit, which I guess part of that is a positive

 

Is @Fucking Dustin still around? I never would have seen this amazing GIF if it weren't for him.

 

The hand sanitizer I'm currently using is from Bath & Body Works, so its Forsted Cranberry aka "no, I did not spill vodka & cranberry on myself"

 

That’s intense

 

This is exactly what they're all doing. This is exactly what I'm doing when I'm asked homework questions. This is exactly what I told a child to do

 

My best friend from high school’s cat died and it’s hitting me really hard rn :(( so many good times with this lovely fat boy

 

8:30am-5:15pm is 8.75 hrs right? Quarters are 25 or 7, so applying them to time is too much right now, bc of the 7 lol

 

My fat boy is there waiting for him

 

And I did not just try to count as 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, when trying to add 7.5 + 8.75
Adding time is so hard

 

Im off from work this week and tryna be off the internet too as much as possible but im still gonna lurk hah

this is not wrong

butterbeers for the boys

 

I counted it as 9 hours to 5:30, minus 15 mins (or .25 hrs)

 

All I hear right now is Darius Rucker singing "Tiiiiiiimeee..why you punish meeee"