Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 61

Hangovers

 

This drives me nuts. I try not to think about it because it’s so infuriating.

 

I sure as fuck don't miss those

godspeed

 

Iced coffee and hash browns to the rescue

 

I drank way too much Thursday night and somehow didn't have a hangover

Maybe God is real

 

Should just form a group called Da Lil Babies

 

Heartburn

 

When you take a gamble on which checkout line will be faster and you lose

 

When recipes say "guilt free." Gtfo with that harmful nonsense.

 

That makes me think of basically every fucking cookbook.

I’ve yet to find one - no matter how much bullshit about “easy”, “quick”, “Cheap”, “simple” they say - that is simple, quick or easy.

I looked at one the other day that claimed no recipe had more than 5 ingredients and the first page I looked at had an ingredient / word that I had never seen before in my life lol

looked it up on amazon and an 8 ounce bottle of the shit was $29.99

no thanks!

 

People who use recipes but don’t follow the directions of the recipe

 

Watching someone else cook food for you and you're like bc it's not your way

 

This fucking craving for cigarettes the past week.

 

When you find a really comfortable sleep position shortly before your alarm goes off

 

when you want to just close your eyes for a few minutes longer but suddenly it’s an hour later

 

Mosquito bites on your feet and ankles

 

Fixed it

 

True

 

When people put dishes in the sink without washing off food scraps or ketchup.

It only takes a few seconds to scrub the plate under warm water before you leave it in the sink.

 

When the roof of your mouth gets all cut up from eating chips

 

It's v hard for me to eat food that someone else cooks for me

 

Restaurants that don't vent containers properly, or at all, and the food steams itself in transit.

 

There's like 3 family members whose cooking I'll eat. The woman I babysit for makes amazing food, but I've also seen the condition of her pots, pans, and other kitchen things so I've always "just ate before I came over"

 

a CAPTCHA where the image is so hard to see that you can't tell if there's a duck or a motorcycle or an umbrella in the picture at all

 

When I throw something up once and then can never eat it again. RIP green smoothies.