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Absurdist Twitter • Page 422

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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    Oh my god that Roger Federer one.
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 25, 2020
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    This was definitely an episode of Parks & Rec.

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    "devil's law" guy is amazing
     
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    Lol jeez the snowboard one
     
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    That last one is funny but I feel like this is true across lots of industries haha. Hairdressers always get scissors etc. and if accountants were the kind of people to get tattoos....they’d totally get a calculator
     
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    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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    :crylaugh:

    in a previous work life we had a section of the building that had set ups like these for tractors, toilets, sinks, shopping carts, etc. and each product was in its own room with bright ass directional ceiling lights aimed at them while the rest of the room was dark. Entire area was like a mile away from offices so it was dead quiet. Was very eerie walking through there. Glad i don’t work there anymore because after seeing this tweet I wouldn’t want to walk through those rooms filled with judgment
     
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  26. chewbacca110 Jun 29, 2020
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    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.

    This one gets its own post.

     
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    Poor baby, you're starting to lose it.

    The replies to this one have me crying in bed. Holy shit.
     
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