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you ever been high, Ryan?

 

I wish we were all IRL rn cause this sounds like a moment for
*superhero voice* PEER PRESSURE

 

My ex used to smoke with me tons but once I ditched her cheating ass nope. I was very casual about it and not a daily doobie dragster. The last time I smoked I couldn’t move my legs and had to pretend I was a transformer to make my limbs move

 

Also don’t tell anyone but I’ve done the alcohol

 

do you want to follow my totally awesome ig too?

 

Are you...are you sure that was weed

 

yeah, middle school was fun

 

*sniffs* I mean, if you want

 

Yes lol.

 

find me

 

One time I found molly in a roommate’s bible so that was interesting

 

That means she’s gotta creep through me to get to you

 

what did you tell the cops?

 

No I stuck my tongue in the packet and woke up in the barmaid’s flat

 

It sounds like a story a Hollywood director who has never done a drug would tell

 

Okay miss weed pro we had different experiences idk what to tell ya

 

myhands are busyrn

 

Sex thing?

 

I did Molly once

that was more than enough

 

Was she grateful? But in all seriousness yes I shan’t be fucking with that ever again.

 

Brb last lesson to teach but you’ll all be asleep probably lame

 

Lmaooo
I just meant it sounds super over exaggerated for weed sorry!! That’s why I asked if you were sure it was just weed lmfao

 

Molly was whatever I don’t think I did enough bc I feel like you’re supposed to have a stronger response than that lmao

but why do you say that

 

i was just about to get funny