Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 19

Haven't thought of this one in a long time heh.

Reminded me of Deja Vu with Denzel Washington, too, but I feel like that one might be more well known?

 

Dirk Pitt

 

I dispute Sahara not existing. Infamous existence but existence nonetheless.

 

Sahara is referenced often enough to exist. However, the name Dirk Pitt definitely didn’t happen.

 

Aw man I liked Christopher robin

 

the best thing to come out of that movie

 

I saw this in the cinema on a date

 

Okay, that one got me. No idea. But to be fair Cage does like 383628 movies a year.

 

I've never been more infuriated by the ending of a bad movie that i had already made my mind up on

 

Oh god the ending made my girlfriend scream and leave the room

 

super wild you mention Deja Vu in your post. these two films were the first ones i watched when i got my Netflix account - waaaaaaaay back in the day when the only option was getting the physical discs in the mail and their online offering was about 10 films.

so yes, great pics because i totally forgot these two existed, but i remember them weirdly fondly for the Netflix connection.

 

Denzel is amazing so any movie he is in is at least good regardles of how bad it is

 

Still good even if it's bad

 

i absolutely love it, think it was ahead of its time (even though that always sounds pretentious as fuck) but i gotta think it goes here: Death to Smoochy.

phenomenal cast, super dark and funny but my god i never remember it exists.

 

Haha wow that is really wild! Yeah I'm assuming at least one, if not both, of those films do not hold up well, but when I saw them in theaters at 13-14 years old I enjoyed them

 

Death to smoochy rules and I don’t think it belongs here.

 

Death to Smoochy? More like Death to Jon Stewart’s movie career amirite?

 

Y’all are fucking insane if you think Death To Smoochy’s a bad film. I love that movie so much!

 

Shit, sorry, I misread the OP. I was focused on movies that are forgotten about but missed the part where they have to suck.

Death to Smooch does not suck. It’s great (like my post says), and yes, does not belong in this thread.

 

In honor of my coworkers brother naming his child, and then immediately regretting it because he didn’t know this movie existed.

 

the child’s first and middle name is Theodore Rex?