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Well, if it’s YOUR Milkshake, that’s not a problem for consumption. Or it could be my milkshake if I’m reading the name, and I can also have one.

 

Lmfao

if this is true I just

peoples brains never cease to amaze me

me: agonizes for days, weeks, months! about a username, still can’t land on one
Other people: yeah idk I’ll just make up something off the top of my head, no I can’t even drink milkshakes that’s not the point


I’m genuinely not trying to be insulting or anything it’s fascinating to me how differently we work lmao

 

It's a great phrase, thanks for your historic contribution

 

1 that’s not the same thing as making it up geez
2 ohhhh. My ex literally showed me this scene like 2 days before breaking up with me lol

 

Ah my brian in the morning

 

I hit 60k likes CELEBRATE WITH ME

 

oh fuck sorry for triggering you

 

AHEM
What about me

 

i booked a haircut for next week an i am hype

 

ok Karen

 

Ahahahaha same for me. My thought process for years has been that no matter what I pick it will eventually be terrible and not reflect who I am, so I might as well go with the username I’ve committed to memory that’s already pretty bad. Lol.

 

Can I just say that radicalizing my gf has been one of my favorite pastimes since we got together, brought her from the deep conservative Christian republican depths of hell to marching in the streets and her mom is losing it

 

Lol oh not like that just in a I JUST became aware of this so I should have known way

oh yeah and then there are those weirdos who just use their real name!!!!!!!!! Can’t relate, weirdos

 

or a milk robot

 

@Mr. Serotonin

 

I’ve just gotten an idea for how I’m going to spend my fortune when my rich old husband dies under mysterious circumstances

 

I remember when Your Milkshke joined AP and I thought he was about to be the biggest troll in the world.

 

It's definitely an ego thing. I like knowing I'm the first Renee somewhere

 

You thought he was going to drink your milkshake, huh

 

glad you got her out of that toxic situation

 

he wasn't?