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Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 32

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Apr 1, 2020.

  1. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    fuckin nerd
     
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  2. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    jk :crylaugh:
     
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  3. Renee Jun 9, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    Oh duh, I did not see that!
     
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  4. bradsonemanband Jun 9, 2020
    bradsonemanband

    a band called frick. Supporter

    I got a goldfish once and I couldn't decide if I wanted to name it Refrigerator or Helicopter, so I named it Refrigeratorcopter. I was a teenager, ha.
     
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  6. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    that's a great story lmao
     
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  7. trevorshmevor Jun 9, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    My girlfriend wanted to name our dog after something music related, so she started going through her CDs and naming the bands out loud. The dog barked at a Mazzy Star record lol. So now her name is Mazzy
     
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  8. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    :heart:
     
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  9. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    well honey, I guess our dog is now named The Dave Matthews Band. fuck!
     
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  10. trevorshmevor Jun 9, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    :crylaugh: Excuse me what’s the return policy on this dog? I don’t like it’s name
     
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  11. marsupial jones Jun 9, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    *sorry, that SSN doesn't match our records, please call this number*

    - calls number -

    *before we can begin, please enter your SNN*

    "umm k" *enters SSN*

    *sorry, that SSN doesn't match our records. goodbye"
     
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  12. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    :crylaugh:
     
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  13. angrycandy Jun 9, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    when people say wreck havoc instead of wreak havoc
     
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  15. marsupial jones Jun 9, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    "congrats you have been awarded financial aid!"

    ...i never applied for financial aid and haven't logged into that account in five years... uhh, please cancel. do not want.

    "our records don't show you received anything"

    ...i'm looking at a text message that says yes, along with my fucking account screen on your website that says, HERE'S MONEY.

    "please hold"
     
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  16. trevorshmevor Jun 9, 2020
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Zits
     
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  17. Kiana Jun 9, 2020
    Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    When I was a teen I thought when I just hit a magical age they'd go away. That's not a thing!!
     
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  18. Renee Jun 9, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    fucking sunburn. i guess "outside" didn't appreciate me switching teams today
     
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  19. Renee Jun 9, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    more car stuff: gd hondas and their shitty sounds
     
  20. Renee Jun 10, 2020
    Renee

    dry clean only Prestigious

    I keep forgetting to make cold brew so I'm stuck having hot coffee again
     
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  21. marsupial jones Jun 10, 2020
    marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    The space between the seat and the center console.

    pretty sure there’s a group of engineering assholes at all car companies that make sure it’s wide enough to drop shit down but not wide enough to get your hand / fingers down and out without (minimally) scraping up your knuckles / damaging what you’re trying to pick up
     
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  22. trevorshmevor Jun 10, 2020
    trevorshmevor

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    When you pick up a cup and think it’s empty but it’s not and the liquid goes everywhere
     
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  24. trevorshmevor Jun 10, 2020
    (Last edited: Jun 10, 2020)
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    If there is a spoon laying face up in the sink, it will somehow always be perfectly positioned so that the water from the faucet will hit it and cause water to fly everywhere
     
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  25. angrycandy Jun 10, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    when the resin gets you higher than the weed
     
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  26. angrycandy Jun 10, 2020
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    rough day in the kitchen huh?
     
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  27. trevorshmevor Jun 10, 2020
    trevorshmevor

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    It’s like the three stooges over here except I am all of the stooges
     
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  28. waking season Jun 10, 2020
    waking season

    Trusted Prestigious

    Thank you for this, hardest I’ve laughed all day
     
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