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All of these 310|\| gifs make me want to smoke a blunt

 

2020 ain't lookin so bad

 

there's a dog park next to this human park and I keep seeing this one dog running around humping every single other dog

 

What's happening at the human park?

 

MHJs, mostly

 

My uncle texted me that he just heard The Postal Service for the first time and he liked it, and that it gave him Owl City vibes...

then I told him it was the same singer as Death Cab For Cutie, and he never heard of them...

for context my uncle is younger than me

 

@angrycandy does kfc have corn cheesecake?

 

The humans aren't as interesting but I did see 2 dogs at the human park that looked respectively like Beethoven & Maramaduke

 

jesus fucking christ

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

Are you sure that’s corn??

 

It's probably mango but fun to pretend

 

I hate this riddle how are you older than your uncle

 

I like to pretend things that don’t involve corn cheesecake.

 

my mom has a younger brother, he’s 21

I have a 20 year age gap with my little sister it’s basically the same

 

@Dog with a Blog would understand.

My grandma had an aunt who was a few months apart from her, they grew up like sisters.

 

grandparents are still bangin'?

sounds better than mango



It's been nice knowing you all lol

 

my mom is 11 years older than my cousin haha

 

There was a poll. I'm pretty sure I'm The Lone Mango Hater TM

 

I blocked that out of my memory for the sake of our friendship.

 

Thank you