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tbh i'm not sure if you were ever even real

 

cold pizza

 

I’ve blocked jers 4real this time.

 

What he do now

 

He posted.

 

If posting was a crime baby I’d be a felon

 

today officially marks 2 months that i have been working from home with no end in sight

 

My mom is at 9 weeks

 

Like 2 months and a week for me I think. I started before everyone else, I was like “phuck this I’m wfh now”

 

Any chance you’re my mom?

 

those 3 wings did not satisfy my hunger

 

It's 9:30

 

good point, I should have had more wings.

 

I can’t take losing another A1er first liljohn then cups now Sanchez I’m crying

 

I don't even know how long it's been for me anymore.... I think 11 or 12 weeks.

 

Congratulations! Are you excited to have a(nother) sibling?

 

i was trying to craft a pregnancy joke but i'm still half asleep so nothing was coming to me lol

thank you

 

fuck one kill one marry one

 

fuck 1, skip 2, kill 3, marry 4

 

4 might taste good idk