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Apparently my uncle told my dad staying inside is bad for your immune system

 

Reminds me of a comment that I read on FB about someone saying that wearing masks will create a super virus worse than what we’re dealing with due to the carbon dioxide.

 

Title of your sex tape!

 

ded

 

The plot of the upcoming fallout game.

 

Hbd @GrantCloud just got it in the nick of time

 

Our stimulus forms are here finally!! CANNOT WAIT TO SPLURGE

 

Apparently spiders can live forever it’s just humans that keep fucking things up for them

 

thinking about the view from halfway down episode of bojack horseman

 

I’m a free churro man myself

 

they are all so incredible

 

Mr. P1GWANK (@RyanRyan), good evening.

 

ok

 

Think about it a lot lately

 

Of course. My jeans are past my nipples.

 

what's for breakfast

 

banana bread

 

beans. good morning.

 

I'm thinking about making Eggos

 

Hello sir! It is indeed the evening! Has your day been fruitful?

 

Okay so when I was dating my ex, I visited her in Pittsburgh. She introduced me to eggos. I was alone in her kitchen. I added sriracha sauce. Trust me. TRUST ME. Killer combo.

 

Haha that sounds interesting, but if I do make them I'll be sticking with butter & maple syrup. Might make eggs though.

nwtkfs.

 

Blakey boi?