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I am from NORTH JERSEY. Should be a separate STATE

 

Did you see the grim reapers with body bags at the capitol building down the street from me?

 

Lollll I did
Did you see it irl

 

you're down the street from the Dick'n'Balls now?

 

Yeah, and that state should be called NEW YORK.

 

Separate planet.

 

we don't accept them as part of our tribe

 

north jersey is weirdest planet ever i still dont understand why i have to turn right to turn left

 

yeah you tell em bud

 

also wait i was tagged in that too and

 

because of the DMB haha

 

well stop pricing everyone else out and forcing them across the river then IAN

 

people from south jersey really do talk like that and it’s weird af

I’m from central jersey though so this ain’t me

 

I might have to be one of those people someday I am not responsible for gentrification haha, well not have to but it's probably the smart move

 

Central Jersey is the real Jersey.

 

yes.

 

That said I never miss Hoagiefest bb best time of the year

 

Never been farther northeast than Chapel Hill, North Carolina but even I know this to be true.

 

this sounds incredible. i'd never miss a sandwich festival.

 

@supernovagirl you fuckers have a cuban sandwich festival

 

NO IT SHOULD BE CALLED



OLD JERSEY

 

that's the same day li becomes its own state

 

Though the two sites talking about it are Narc City and FloridaJesusFest so idk what kind of crowd you could be dealing with...