Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 9

there are people on my team that start and end sentences with “ummm”. And some people who say “ummm” as their pause between words. Each day I feel it gets worse and worse lol

 

No pockets

 

bees are tiny and annoy me

 

YouTube ads

 

sentence finishers

 

Periods?

 

no, like people who finish your sentence for you before you're done speaking

 

When I order condiments at the drive thru and they don't put them in the bag but I don't notice until I'm home

 

or like, honestly whats even worse is when i get multiple items at taco bell and ask for sauce and they give me like, two.

 

This is the only time I really get mad at restaurants haha. The sauces make or break a meal a lot of the times and are extremely crucial. Plus, a lot of places charge you for them.

 

Opposite when they give you like 3 soy sauce packets with your chinese food and you feel like a fatass

 

when they give you someone else's food when you go through the drive-through and you don't notice until you're back home

it's never anything you'd want either

 

Referring to scandals as “—gate”

 

if Bill Gates got involved in a scandal, would it be called Gatesgate?

 

did somebody say scandal?

 

Billgate

 

my wine tastes like beer

 

Having to spend like 15 minutes flipping all the pieces face up before you can even start the puzzle

 

When I type a reply and accidentally hit the back button on my phone and it erases
Pants that are a smidge too short
When regular length pants are too short and longs are too long
Buying more than 1 of the same item of clothing and they all fit differently
When vertigo stops being polite and starts getting real
Being awake at 5am
When my cat jumps down off the bed, circles to the other side, jumps up to walk across the pillows and lays back down in the same exact spot

 

fuck this

 

When I say something really funny, and then I somehow manage to think of something even funnier, but the moment has passed and it's like having to throw away gold.


When I go to my dad's and my sister leaves the bathroom like this

 

breaking up weed

 

Online recipes that have the author’s whole life story before the actual recipe

 

or when they do it in a Yelp review