QuarAnt1ned • Page 1289

Now is not the time to talk about d****

 

This shit legit slaps

 

we do two people, four meals so whatever that costs haha not sure

 

yeah even with a meat thermometer, it's just a psychological thing personally

 

That’s progressive af

 

All the restaurants here are shut down, I’m sad. I wanted to get some Mexican today

 

get your mind out of the gutter ffs this is a family thread

 

not even delivery? a microwave quesadilla or nachos is like the only thing I can make so you can still have Mexican

 

But it is! I just spent the past 30 minutes hitting kids in the face with this

 

I think curbside can be done? Gotta look into it.

 

They’re doing carryout!

 

I just hit some nachos from Tflats. v good

 

What am I looking at right now

 

I’m glad they’re doing it, they’re a great local business and I want to help them out during all this.

 

I’ve been clearing out invasive dickhead trees with a chainsaw all morning

 

My neighbors bout to catch these (sanitized) hands

 

My farmer/lumberjack father

 

I just made eggy toast which is the extent of my cooking knowledge tbh

 

whoa

 

That’s the Texas way

 

@GrantCloud get back here and explain your actions

 

The texas dicksaw massacre. Much scarier than the original film @dadbolt

 

Chop me next.

 

Tone it down

 

can’t believe she spelled her own character’s name wrong