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Ello ello

 

K

 

Welp
Got another parking ticket on campus
$30 when if I had parked one row away it would have been half that
I’m so salty
Anyway that’s pretty much the nail in the dick bong coffin unfortunately. I can’t buy that when I just pissed away that money basically
Womp womp womp @CarpetElf

 

I own 1/3 of your parking ticket*

 

Hahahah naw ima send it back

 

Probably a dumb question but the dick aspect of that dick bong is just a novelty aspect right? Or is it like a Swiss army dildo

 

Anything can be a dildo with the right attitude

 

Isn’t that an Abraham Lincoln quote

 

Churchill, actually

 

You saw the picture right?
Anyway I’m assuming so. I didn’t think about it like that bc I’m not a perv just a dick appreciator geesh

lmao but my one friend when I sent the picture was like wow what a power move to make people smoke out of something they assume you shoved up your vagina

so you’re deff not the first to insinuate it lol

 

I didn’t pay it too much attention tbf hahah.

Tbh I think the joke would get old real fast if you were to smoke from it daily idk lol

 

Sorry about Coachella @ComedownMachine @CobraKidJon @HypeBeast

 

Watch orange is the new black lately?

 

Alright, starting Stellaris

 

This pleases me

 

It’s that iron British spirit that sees us shoving all sorts up ourselves

 

Lol are people still watching that here? I dropped off in season 2. Then cringed throughout the release of season 3 as straight folk claimed ‘I’m straight but I’d turn for Ruby Rose’ constantly on every form of social media forever. Like the ultimate no homo...but...posts

 

How could it get old!?!
I assure you it wouldn’t
Source: I have a dick pillow on my couch

 

is it normal to feel drowsy when you've only had like three hours of sleep

 

Dick decor ain’t really my thing so I can’t relate but I hope you can actually get that dick bong

 

I wish people would stop making jokes out of coronavirus
Like it just lends more to alllll the misinformation that’s out there
And like the fact that no one wants to confront is that the less people take it seriously, the more people will die! That’s just a fact
And everyone wants to laugh it off like it’s nothing...until it’s your family member. Until you need supplies that we always took for granted but have been wiped out completely. Until you literally can’t get the healthcare you need bc the system is so overwhelmed.
like. The rest of the world is taking it seriously...for a reason.

I saw the comment “the United States is like the teenagers of the world...fully convinced nothing bad will happen to them” and I feel like it’s so spot on.

 

Yeah the UK is following suit and about closing all schools now.

Japan is being really good about it all. Sucks I still have to go to schools and sit in the staffroom, but I’m practicing Japanese. I just asked for a rubber in Japanese and got a round of applause lmaooo

 

Yeah this is in response to someone saying that the colleges that have chosen to close are “just ridiculous” and I’m like ??? In what world? Literally it’s what every other country is doing and what experts are urging...

 

Right like they’re cutting off their face to spite their nose by remaining open. Close sooner - lessen the likelihood of ALL students and staff contracting it and closing for a longer period. Like it ain’t rocket science.

 

Honestly. I’m just going a little crazy at the amount of people going off Facebook memes and graphics and saying “don’t trust the news!” and also not doing any kind of research at all into what experts are coming out and saying