QuarAnt1ned • Page 1079

Is that like dizzy bat but with a p*nis instead?

 

No it's where you get two sticks and put them about 15 feet apart into the ground. Then you balance an empty beer on each stick and take turns throwing a frisbee at the opponent's. The goal is to hit their beer off and they try to play defense and catch the beer before it hits the ground (I believe you're only allowed one hand)

 

I've played something very similar to this before but it was called Bottle Bash. It's a really fun game.

 

I just stumbled across this which also looks neat

 

looks like a midsommar drinking game

 

midterm in an hour so let’s hope I did good

 

i meant do I’m an idiot

 

F

 

I just want to take a minute to give appreciate to maybe the greatest 80s song that no one listened to and it deserves love. I’m sure most of you know Thomas Dolby but if not he’s a one hit wonder who wrote “Blinded Me With Science” which is a pretty goofy bit of 80s pop. His debut album is actually pretty fun, I remember my mom used to listen to it a lot when she would drive me to stay with my grandparents when I was young.

the b-side to that song is this song, “One Of Our Submarines” which is inspired by Dolby’s late uncle who died on a submarine in WWII. It’s strange to think that the man who wrote “She Blinded Me With Science” could write such a detailed, eerie, and weirdly catchy song about something so esoteric. The idea of these guys being trapped in a “spam tin”, being forced to drink heavy water just to keep themselves alive not realizing that heavy water is nuclear reactor water and it has the strange side effect of damaging cellular functions like circadian cycles causing mammals to stay awake for very very long periods of time until it eventually kills them. Then of course the “Bye bye empire, empire bye bye” line which has such a catchy weight to it. I know this seems random as shit but I adore this song and it came up on shuffle today at work so I wanted to share it

 

Are you murdering Jared Leto

 

What does this have to do with anything can’t I just post something I like pls

 

You can
And I can say it sounds like the American Psycho Huey Lewis speech but now I feel like a dick and hope your feelings aren't hurt

 

Lmao I always forget that Paul is played by Jared Leto my bad

 

Cool all the shared drives at work crapped out so now I'm sitting here unable to do half my job that I just took over from the woman who went on maternity leave today

 

smoke some herb instead

 

I got super crossed on Saturday and it made me so sick I threw up 3x and now I never wanna sin again

Quote me on this in 2 days when I get over it

 

Heavy perfume user is in the gym again fml

 

will do!

 

thinking about taking off this friday so the fact that tomorrow could already be wednesday is giving me life

 

tension headaches are a real fucking blast.

 

I get them here and there, they fucking suck. Sorry shak.