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every time I see someone call another person king I always think they're being sarcastic

 

Hahahah was waiting for this

 

You’re not wrong king








jk I’m just jo-king

 

I go to Supercuts because I'm too depressed and anxious not to

 

Mate you walked into that one hahah made you look like a rightttt numpty

 

never been to Supercuts

just seems like you're bound to get a bad haircut

 

An establishment called supercuts and an experience like above would arguably make me more depressed. Then again I’m still recovering from my shit haircut here that only cost me 10 quid and I think I went to the Japanese equivalent.

 

My haircut is so basic if someone fucked it up I'd question why they even cut hair for a living

 

every time it's just fine, hope it recovers soon

 

Meanwhile I have never understood my hair in all my life and I’m yet to meet a hairdresser who does a good job of it

 

Treat yourself to a sexy cut my man

 

Also my gf keeps ‘joking’ she’s gonna make me suck her toes and I’m sat here wondering if she actually wants that because it’s gone from ‘you gonna suck them or what?’ and ‘shut up or I’ll make you suck my feet’ during a massage to ‘apparently toe sucking feels really nice’

 

Same, but when they call me queen I choose to take it in sincerity to avoid feeling sad.

Also I had chicken parm for dinner, I feel like that was relevant a few hours ago.

 

chicken parm is always relevant, queen

 

please take this filth to the appropriate thread

 

just suck her fucking toes already

 

@littlejohn

 

you know damn well it's in the appropriate thread

 

Ryan the signs are all there pal she wants you to get weird with her lol

 

I had a steak and cheese sandwich