QuarAnt1ned • Page 611

And it's well documented how I feel about those.

 

I like raw carrot and hate them cooked

 

Your bathroom issues make more and more sense every day.

 

You're not the first to suggest a relationship between the two.

 

Watch out, the Illuminati night not like this.

 

My dog is a member of the illuminati

 

are they hiring

 

I hope that offers some protection, because they’ll definitely come for the pup first.

 

We call that pulling a Bruce Dern in my house. Although he took his clothes off.

 

man only like 31 hours until i can post the fri day night gif again cant wait

 

Dude I thought that was an onion article

 

Okay so, I expressed all my grievances with my co-workers and they completely agreed and said they are justified. My boss is usually in Ohio hence the terrible communication that happens in this company. Tomorrow it just so happens he is coming in and im just gonna flat out tell him i have no idea what im supposed to be doing tomorrow. Im sure hes gonna tell me everything to do in 35 minutes and i wont retain most of it, but at least im showing my hand.

I need some BDE from yall for this tomorrow

 

how would you prefer to receive said BDE