QuarAnt1ned • Page 601

“Palewhiteboy” likes all my posts, *ovaries perk up*
Why am I the way that I am

 

Title of your sex tape

 

I do the same with @aliens exist, don’t worry.

 

This thread

 

sanch i wish

 

where is our king today

 

There must have been another chorus list

 

@aliens exist blink twice if youre OK

 

@aliens exist blink one hundred and eighty two times if you're not ok

 

So I just spent the last 45 minutes outside in a pink apron on the school field. The entire school formed a giant star and a fucking plane flew over us like 10 times to take a picture lol. I asked the principal ‘why not use a drone? Cheaper?’ and he looked at me like I just blew his mind

 

Congrats on becoming the new principal

 

Ryan Sensei just promoted himself

 

Please tell me you're at least a rich kid school and they didnt just blow half their yearly budget

 

lmao guys i’m at the bar and this couple next to me is so clearly on an early stage date and shes like ‘ugh could they have anything other than sports playin’ and my man is like ‘ugh i know....you know i like sports, but following them...no interest’ and you can just tell he’s full of shit.

 

that doesn't even make sense

 

I really don't think I could date a guy into sports because there's nothing more unattractive than a guy watching his team play

 

I guess he could like playing sports every now and then but not really follow them.

 

I would take offense to this but honestly its probably true lol

 

I agree and disagree like I genuinely loathe watching sports other than F1, but it’s cute watching my gf get excited about things she’s passionate about and I guess you could apply that to sports...if they’re not drunk and screaming at the screen

 

I have a hard time not chuckling a little when some guy at the bar starts hollering super loud over a game on the tv but honestly I just have a hard time seeing myself getting that excited about anything in general lol.

 

Lmaooo the look on his face does indeed suggest the latter

 

Lol i am definitely a screen yeller, but only at home.

 

Hahah that tailed off into something sad