QuarAnt1ned • Page 524

Oh man find the angry email I wanna see it, it's prob hilarious

 

I once returned something to target that i bought while it was onsale and they gave me the exchange in the amount of the normal price so i got more money back than i spent it was hella tight

 

I think I sent it from an old yahoo account. Would have to go through some hoops to get to it. But I think I think I said something like it was a gift for some newlyweds or some shit lol.

 

Oh one time there was a textbook I needed and I found the entry right as soon as it was posted on amazon and it had a placeholder price of like $19.99. I ordered it immediately and got it at that price. Actually price was like $180. When I traded it in, they gave a $120 gift card lol.

 

Angry letters work. I wrote an angry letter to ballys hotel in AC like 8 years ago bc we honestly had the worst experience from customer service to quality of room and i got the kings treatment. Got a suite comped by the ballys chairman himself got a dining credit AND a beverage credit AND a slot credit and they would have put us front row at any one of the shows that weekend had we wanted to attend. It was again, hella tight.

 

lmao pls let this be real

what if shes a spy

 

Now you can just tweet brands.

@mcdonalds there were too many pickles on my sandwich


Ok here’s five vouchers for big Macs

 

My wife has gotten so much free shit by tweeting at the brand when something gets messed up lol

 

We’ve eaten so much free chipotle they fuck up A LOTTT

 

jason fucks

 

Old men are so pedantic

 

Wait you like suck on the straw part and spray it?? Doesn’t that cause frostbite?

 

I believe I am going to see the movie Parasite today

 

Coward

 

Don’t you huff duster?

 

Yeah as @Borat 2: Vengeance said there’s a huffing involved in it
first off you don’t put the straw in it lol and then we just if I recall correctly sprayed it through layers of clothes lmao or like spray it into a bag and then huff it that way. like I said real trashy shit

 

Please tell me yall have seen the duster intervention episode

 

I’m not sure off the top of my head
As you can see I’ve done a lot of drugs and my memory is shit now

 

If not that's okay just watch this fucking ASAP. Its only 2 mins long.

 

I slept 2 days a week for about 3 and a half years lmao I get it.

My memory is awful

 

Watch the fucking clip

 

Ohh yeah. I’ve seen that. It’s sad bc people do get addicted and it’s sold at all kinds of stores so it’s so easy to get which makes it harder to quit I would imagine