QuarAnt1ned • Page 47

Dan has never seen a movie

 

I will never not laugh at how bad that relationship must be if that’s the only thing he can come up with. It’s truly incredible.

 

i am missing context here surely

 

i can't wait to go home and get franked on rum.

 

did u block ian

 

y'all remember the day when a Deep Blue Something song befuddled @Sean Murphy?

 

wat lol no

 

oh

 

im'a go

 

I know you just don’t care.

 

the man hooked you up with the context murph smdh

 

I wish I was better at clipping my nails

 

ok what?

 

No wait Murph...

 

He liked the post lol

 

He said he wishes he was better at clipping his nails

 

they just never look quite as good as I'd like them to

 

I take the L

 

How many days in a year?
She woke up with hope but she only found tears.
And i can be so insincere,
Making her promises never for real!
As long as she stands there waiting,
Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes!
How many days disappear?
When you look in the mirror so how do you choose?
Your clothes never wear as well the next day,
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
But you never seem to run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
And while she looked so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her,
When she smiles...

 

really starting to hit my stride with these would you rather questions

I'll give y'all a preview of one for next week:

would you rather have to call and tell everyone you know every time you're about to watch porn or make orgasm sounds every time you use a public restroom?

 

calling people sounds exhausting and i hate talking on the phone so, lemme just make folks uncomfortable in public

 

Wrong thread this isn't the Riverdale fanfiction thread

 

I'd watch a hell of a lot less porn

 

i guess thats also a possible outcome

 

hey @Dog with a Blog where you at you still sick?