QuarAnt1ned • Page 43

but the noise that would make when the person is intently listening... idk. I'd be way too nervous

 

you drink it.





then pee it.

 

i was joking haha just trying to think of the grossest way to carry it

 

speaking of which: I have to do a background check for my new job on Wednesday at the Mailbox Store for some fucking reason. anyone know if they could possibly test you there? I in no way see it happening, and no one has mentioned a thing about a drug test but still I'm a worrier so I'm scared, even tho I know how to pass one

 

background check doesnt necessarily equate to a drug test as well - but i don't know how you could inquire without seeming suspicious lol

 

really really doubt they have a testing lab in back of the Mailbox Store but ya never know, I guess

 

oh, I know. just nervous

 

any time i've had to get drug tested i have gone to an office/facility to make my......deposit. i've never just gone into a bathroom at work to do it.

 

I can't find any info about it online either

 

because we've been trying to only spend money going out to eat on saturdays lol

 

part of me feels like, they'd have told you as to make sure you were prepared especially considering they already told you they'd be doing a background check. i think you'll be OK.

 

I asked a few friends and family members and the consensus seems to be "hell no" so that's assuring, at least

 

yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. I just worry too much

 

like 3 days before i took the necessary drug test for the job i'm at now, i went to see Kanye. I didn't smoke, but i spent like 3-4 hours in a giant cloud of weed smoke and was soo afraid that would get me on the test. Fortunately it either didn't show or they didn't care lol

 

My friend put her fake pee container in her bra. She ended up having to wait at the place a long time and it had cooled off too much. She had to warm it back up by stirring it with her finger. Smdh

 

not sure what sites you use, but Ad-Block plus does wonders for me when pirating.

 

I had a friend where they did a hair sample strand test and the person straight up asked her if she would pass and she said no and the person took a hair in back that was all hidden to test and she passed. That drug tester was the goat.

 

all the pre-employment tests I've had was with a closed door. Yeah, someone was right outside, but I just took out my fake piss, poured it in the cup, flushed the toilet, put the cup back in my drawers and got up outta there.

 

So that's where girls store pee

 

Yeah some of em surpass ad-blocker though. Sockshare.net has a pretty much everything I ever want to watch and the links always work but pop-ups still pop up even with ad-blocker, it's just a window and no ad but still annoying. Only happens when you actually click on the screen though, doesn't happen constantly.

 

I used to put the pee in a 5 hour energy bottle and then tuck it in my taint to keep it body temp (a lot of tests measure temp too)

 

nice. one of the times I did it, there was someone right outside who told me not to flush the toilet or run the sink. I washed my hands after out of reflex and she freaked out on me

 

gotcha. just thought I'd mention it because you'd be surprised how many cavemen aren't using Ad-Block

 

oh yeah, you're right. I didn't flush. I actually peed a little in the toilet to keep up appearances, but they flushed it for me almost immediately after.