QuarAnt1ned • Page 13

The peer pressure

 

Isn't he like 92 years old lmao

 

The best story I got is the time I watched my friend lust over a stripper that was a legit doppelgänger of his sister

 

He didn’t notice it was amusingly enough

 

So back when we lived with each other, we were just young men wanting to sex things like lonely men do. We learned about these Taboo nights at the Larry Flynt Hustler Club on the east side of STL. Basically, it was these kink gatherings at the club but you could get in for free by saying you were attending these events. Naturally, we took advantage of this.

So this one night, we got there and met up with some mutual friends. We then saw this stripper who looked just like younger sister, hair and all. We fucked with him and told him to keep his sister off the pole, we had our laughs. So after getting tired of seeing John Waters characters bring naked and whipped on racks, I found my friend getting fed shots from two guys.

Now these two guys named themselves El Diablo and Satan. El Diablo was a full on Tapout/Affliction bro, Satan looked like he just came in from his banking job, just two polar opposites. My friend had gotten smashed being fed Wild Turkey and he could do no more, so I stepped in and took the remaining shots. Now drunk myself, I go up to the smoking enclosure (since it’s IL) and smoke my American Spirit Orange like I’m a Bond villain watching over the club. It was then that I noticed my drunk friend was watching his sister’s doppelgänger on stage just lusting away. I cackled like a witch with a bag full of children at him on the outside and I felt concerned on the inside.

 

My husband got pissed at the bar and left and the sad thing is I don't even care. :(

 

I know google kind of depends on your history and stuff like that but it’s frustrating because googling gender wage gap for me just brings up article after article acknowledging it as fact

but anyway here’s one idk what your husband considers credible resources. If he’s a “it needs to be scholarly” kinda guy, I got those too.
The narrowing, but persistent, gender gap in pay

 

I’m sorry, yo

 

Went out after work and I called Dylan at 11 o clock I was on train and he answered the phone saying he fell asleep watching jeopardy on Netflix. Love dating a 100 year old.

 

Text him and ask him if he took his Metamucil today

 

YouTube just gave me a 45 minute ad for a 17 minute video....

 

Thank you!

 

Omg I feel like I fucking sad ass loser walking in the rain/snow and wanna go into this bar and drink a bunch and forget. But I know I should go home :/

 

I legit almost want to get a bad decision tattoo

 

listening to The Beach Boys

 

“Fuck men”

 

Get a yin yang or a Sublime sun

 

It’s always crazy to think about how much drama was in The Beach Boys

 

Omg I’m 32 fuck this

 

Planeeeee wifiiii

 

For like a couple more months anyway

 

This cop just gave me the eye and I'm so annoyed I wanted to yell how's it feel being a fckng boot licker mother fucker

 

And you watched it being a corporate boot licker?