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please don’t type this when your cat is near by that’s rude

 

He is sleeping right next to me haha.

 

Well to be fair, he pretty much always is.

 

what did you buy for him far like supplies or scratching post

 

He has a circular scratching post with a ball that moves around the outside, feather wand, hummingbird and it’s feathers that makes noise, a self-warming bed, and catnip.

he so far doesn’t care much about any, but will sleep on the bed if it’s on my bed. I think he’s still getting comfortable and he likes my bedroom best.

 

he just sounds like a cuddly cat.

 

Possibly, though he hasnt shown much interest in chilling in my lap. He likes to lay beside me with like one part of him, be it his side, a leg or head, against me.

He spends most time in my bedroom. I think it's where he feels most safe for now. He only leaves it to go to the bathroom, eat, or to sometimes come chill on the couch next to me.

 

OK let's see if I can sleep better tonight. 0/2 on that so far lol.

 

Fucking Christ @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

Goodness gracious me

 

Just got some amazing h**d

 

I’m sorry what

 

Ya know, an MHJ

 

Lmao

 

Are you telling us you got a mediocre hand job rn

 

all hand jobs are mediocre

 

I think you should just be grateful anybody is willing to touch your peen

 

Yeah nearly all handjobs are mediocre. This was a mouth handjob

 

People are lucky to touch his hog

 

Bit of a porker is it? Cocktail sausage?

 

Ohhhh. One of those ones. The limited edition ones.

 

Yeah you gotta pre-order dat shit

 

That’s why you gotta be a VIP subscriber, member benefits

 

i want to get to it eventually. it’s tough finding time to watch tv that my wife doesn’t want to also watch. the last episode i saw was the one with the Bob reveal, and i really liked it, but that was probably months ago