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What’s the haps today, @EA Sharts Vinyl?

 

mom jeans lol

 

@dylan are Jojo and Bear enrolled in Updog

 

looking into possibly getting a new phone & i can't believe iphones cost like $1000! that's the equivalent of 100 avocado toasts or 0 houses :(

 

Gay is stored in the butthole

 

If you EVER talk to her like that again I’ll steal the calcium from your bones

 

Blocking someone for the first time, apparently.


Not any set plans. Have to wrap a bunch of presents and will probably watch something holiday related. Tomorrow I’d like to get out and finally see A Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood.

 

So many reddit posts

 

makes sense

 

@Dog with a Blog remember when you talked about hating Christmas for years now you're getting Dutch a thoughtful gift

Phony

 

Is it?

 

Christmas still sucks as a whole. That said, I will be doing nothing on Christmas and Dutch told me that she also doesn’t have plans on Christmas so we might just not have plans together

 

this was in the gif search for 'big phony'

 

so was this

 

Just heard my husband in the other room say "but why would my own teammate hurt me?" And he sounded REALLY SAD u guys

 

Is this his first day playing a multiplayer game?

 

lord forgive me but a mfer gotta flush

 

You wish to remain anonymous?

 

So is the Mandalorian a virgin or does he fuck with the helmet on

 

Idk if youre allowed to ask that...

 

Last episode confirmed non-virgin status and also came shockingly close to answering the helmet question.

 

Wonder how long it’ll take my store to notice