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I'd imagine a wardrobe would be tight

 

I played Aslan in my high school’s production of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. My biggest accomplishment in life to date.

 

I spent probably like 2 hours yesterday just on Tinder swiping left and right and haven’t gotten a single match lol. And the number of people that like me hasn’t gone up at all either.

has anyone ever paid for the premium to match with people that have liked them? I feel like it’d just be for naught because they’d likely just unmatch me.

 

I did the in between one (plus I think) and the main takeaway was I’d only recommend it if you travel a lot/have a long commute where you can date people in two areas and don’t have time to actively swipe when you’re in area A or B

 

thoughts on "what's your fantasy" by ludacris?

 

I think it would be difficult to fuck someone on the 50 yard line of the Georgia Dome while the dirty birds kick for tree

 

anyone who doesn’t pop a boner to this song is dead to me

 

@StuffinCups would you Bork on the 50 yard line of ford field?

 

as long as patricia isn't calling my plays

 

Do you pop said boner?

 

Patricia Mayonnaise?

 

i'd let patty call my plays

 

Meant to post this in A1 but whatever

 

Is that Dylan

 

Big fan of out of the park baseball and football manager (which is a soccer-based text sim game)

So tinder is ELO Rating based (The rating system used in chess) society the more times you swipe without a match the lower your “score” and thus you’ll be shown to less people, if I recall correctly. So it’s best to be judicious I’m swiping or delete and re-make profiles occasionally.

Great song. 10/10 will sing every time.

 

Hell yeah, OOTP is my jam

 

omg so I work at Papa Gino's and there's a Walgreens at the same parking lot, so every shift I walk in to buy myself an energy drink and every once in a while, there's a girl my age at the register. Let's call her Wendy. So, usually I just say hi and buy my stuff and go, but since there wasn't really a line, I made some small talk. I asked her how her shift was going and she said she got in an hour ago but it's been steady, and since I was in uniform I go "That's good; the Patriots game is on tonight, so I have a feeling it'll be busy on my end" and she's like "Oh, you're going in now?" etc. Just a simple convo, but its the first time I really interacted with her

BUT ANYWAY

I go back in the store at around 7:30 and there's a lovely 40+ year old lady that works at the store and she was at the register. I'll call her Betsy. So, Betsy is my Work Mom and I always chat with her for a solid chunk whenever I see her, and she always asks if I'm seeing anyone, like a relative would, since I broke up with my girlfriend back in August. I always vent to her and she's super kind. ANYWAY, I buy a drink for my boss and Wendy, the cute girl, comes up to the register to ask Betsy something and Betsy goes "You're out of here in a half hour right?" and Wendy goes "Shoot! You're right! I need to finish up my stuff before I clock out!" and she darts away and Betsy goes "She's so cute, I love her"

and I slipped and said "Yeah, she's really cute!" AND BETSY TURNS HER HEAD AT ME AND I GO "Anyway, see you later!!!" and I book it!!! LOL

 

this is the kinda overly cliche cute holiday season shit i live for and im lendin you all my energy

 

Tell me more about the lovely 40+ year old

 

james

 

Happily married :(( Had a nice talk with her and the husband a few days ago when we both visited the store at the same time

 

that won’t stop James

 

They could be happily married but open relationship so I think @Dog with a Blog should go for it