H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 467

grow up

 

Kaitie and I had 9 Thai delivered before it got bad last night and were saving it for lunch today

 

gee thanks rub it in

did your flight get cancelled

 

Unfortunately not

 

should just tell them it was.

 

They check flights like it’s their hobby that wouldn’t...............................























































fly

 

please leave

 

Hi @awwgereee

 

Well you see now you need to "accidentally" leave some edibles in your bag so they'll detain you and miss your flight

The negative is that you might get arrested but on the bright side you won't have to go

 

Oh. Sounds like they suck. Then just say you missed the flight, oh well!

 

Especially on the phuxkin beast coast

 

This is a hate crime also I fucking hate Curvy Wife Guy

 

He's a white man they won't arrest him

 

Driving in DC still haunts my dreams

 

I’m ready for the baby yoda memes to die

 

White privilege when you need it the least

 

I can navigate anyone through NYC like it’s nothing but getting around DC is something I have literal flashbacks to and want to puke. Every time I go there by car I have to ready myself emotionally.

 

Driving on the beltway with my learner's permit was one of the worst experiences of my life haha

 

It’s still happening unfortunately

Dude I’ve been thinking about this all week. They’re coming from Texas so long as it doesn’t snow the day off I think we are good. I would be the most cursed if they canceled again.

 

I like the one about eating olives

 

Derek thinking about beans

 

Oh god please forgive me for joking with you this morning, I had no idea how much you have suffered. Can’t be adding to that pain even years later.

 

Hey @Kingjohn_654 Hows life? Any plans for the holiday weekend?